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• “Man Fights Off Cougar Outside Tim Hortons to Save His Dog”
• “NYPD Will Now Allow Officers to Wear Turbans and Beards for Religious Reasons”
• “Amazon Refuses to Allow Police to Access Man’s Amazon Echo Data as Part of Murder Investigation”
• “Comedian Tweets About Pantless Airplane Passenger, Who Might Be the Worst Passenger Ever”
• “President Obama Named ‘Most Admired Man’ for 9th Straight Year, Beating President-Elect Trump”
• “Almost Half of Trump Voters Believe Hillary Clinton ‘Pizzagate’ Pedophilia Conspiracy Theory Is True”
• “Here Are the Most Popular Lyft Destinations of 2016”
• “Popular Instagram Sisters Allegedly Cyerbullied and Extorted Nigerian Billionaire”
• “White Supremacists Plan Armed March Against Jews and Jewish Businesses in Montana”
• “Cheetahs, Elephants, and Giraffes Among Endangered Species Facing Extinction, Say Experts”
• “Police Searching for Inmates Who Escaped Jail Through Broken Toilet on Christmas Day”
• “President Barack Obama Is ‘Confident’ He Could’ve Won a Third Term if Allowed”
• “Maine Man Sets Estranged Wife’s Home on Fire, Fatally Cuts Himself in Front of Police”
• “RNC Denies Comparing Trump to Jesus After Getting Dragged on Social Media”
• “Trump’s NY Co-Chair Wishes Barack Obama Would Die and Michelle ‘Let Loose’ in Africa”
• “Trump Appears to Double Down on Nuclear Weapons Stance: ‘Let It Be an Arms Race'”
• “89-Year-Old Pennsylvania Man Takes Wrong Turn on Way to Walmart, Ends Up 900 Miles Away in Alabama”
• “New Missouri Law Means Elementary School Fights Could Result in Felony Charges”
• “Fort Worth Police Violently Arrest Black Mom Who Called for Help After Her Son Was Allegedly Choked”
• “Two Men Kicked Off Plane for Reportedly Harassing Ivanka Trump”
• “Canadian Grandma Sentenced for Trying to Smuggle 155,000 Ecstasy Pills Into America”
• “Police Are Allowed to Kill Your Dog if It Moves or Barks, Court Rules”
• “Uber Thinks ‘People Are the New Places’ So Now You Can Set a Person as a Destination”
• “YouTube Star Claims Delta Airlines Kicked Him Off the Plane for Speaking Arabic to His Mom”
• “Bill Clinton and Donald Trump Are Beefing on Twitter About Who Called First”
• “Everything We Know So Far About Apple’s iPhone 8”
• “No Jail Time for White High School Football Player Who Raped Black Mentally Disabled Teammate With Hanger”
• “New Jersey Man Gets Treated After Being Stabbed, Leaves Hospital, Gets Stabbed Again”
• “KKK Member Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison for Plot to Kill Muslims and Obama with Homemade Death Ray”
• “‘F*** Black Lives, They Don’t Matter,’ Trump Supporter Yells at School Children”
• “Russian Ambassador to Turkey Shot and Killed at Art Gallery by Man Shouting About Aleppo”
• “Video Shows Thief Break Into Restaurant, Steal Grip of Bananas, Then Fall Asleep on Floor”
• “New Chrome Extension Allows You to Fact-Check Donald Trump’s Tweets”
• “Deadly Snake Hangs Out Like Tinsel on an Australian Woman’s Christmas Tree”
• “Chris Paul, Kevin Durant, Kristaps Porzingis, and More React to Craig Sager’s Death”
• “Science Explains Why Your Boner Doesn’t Actually Have a Bone”
• “Trump’s 17 Cabinet Picks Are Wealthier Than 43 Million American Households Combined”
• “Student ‘Making Basketball Type Moves’ Puts Connecticut High School on Lockdown After Pretending to Dunk on Staff”
• “Man Who Found 3 Tons of Gold in Sunken Ship Jailed Until He Tells Judge Where He Hid It”
• “Republicans Like Putin, Russia, and WikiLeaks a Lot More After Trump’s Election Win”
• “NYPD Cop Only Docked 5 Vacation Days for Slamming Handcuffed 14-Year-Old Into Window”
• “‘Breaking Bad’ Fanatic Given Life in Prison for Killing Cop and Attempting to Dissolve Body in Acid”
• “Man Accidentally Shoots and Kills Friend During Party That Was Being Streamed on Facebook Live”
• “It Just Got Easier Than Ever to Broadcast Live Video on Twitter”
• “Ceasefire, Evacuation Deal Reached in Aleppo Amid Horrific Humanitarian Crisis”
• “The Internet Is Losing Its Mind Over Apple’s New ‘Harambe’ Emoji”
• “Border Agents Bust 15-Year-Old With 1,380 Pounds of Weed Worth Over $1.1 Million”
• “Man Fatally Stabbed at Memorial for Friend Who Was Fatally Stabbed Less Than 24 Hours Before”
• “California Inmates Busted for Contraband Phones After Sharing Mannequin Challenge Video from Prison”
• “Dedicated Woman Takes Longest Uber Ride in History to Visit Boyfriend”
• “10 Electoral College Members Are Demanding Info on Russia’s Hack Before They Vote”
• “West Virginia Nonprofit Director to Return to Work After Calling Michelle Obama ‘Ape in Heels'”
• “UPS Driver Saves Woman Who Wrote ‘Contact 911’ on Box After Being Attacked, Held Captive”
• “Senators Call for Bipartisan Investigation of Russia’s Election Interference, Which Trump Denies”
• “China Flies Nuclear Bomber in ‘Message’ to Trump, Says Trump’s Taiwan Comments Cause ‘Serious Concern'”
• “Teen Driver Was Streaming on Facebook Live During Crash That Killed Her, Passenger”
• “Study Calls for Almost 40 Percent Reduction in Prison Population”
• “99 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Tail Preserved in Amber Provides Evidence of Feathered Dinosaurs”
• “Trump Supporters #DumpStarWars Over False Claims of ‘Anti-Trump Scenes’ in ‘Rogue One'”
• “Women’s March on Washington, Scheduled for Day After Trump’s Inauguration, Barred From Lincoln Memorial”
• “President Barack Obama Says He ‘Absolutely’ Faced Racism During His Presidency”
• “American Life Expectancy Drops for First Time Since 1993”
• “Gadget Could Save Lives by Disabling Phone Distractions While Driving”
• “Union Leader Receives Threats After Donald Trump Attacks Him on Twitter”
• “Ohio Legislature Pushes Unconstitutional ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Banning Abortion as Early as 6 Weeks Into Pregnancy”
• “Mannequin Challenge With a Lot of Guns Results in 2 Arrests on Marijuana and Weapons Charges”
• “Backed by Police, British Nightclubs to Offer Free Safety Tests to Make Sure Drugs Are Pure”
• “White Nationalist Richard Spencer’s Speech at Texas A&M Brings Out More Than 1,000 Protesters”
• “Michelle Obama Didn’t Watch Donald Trump Win the Election: ‘I Went to Bed'”
• “Real Estate Agents Advertise Taxpayer-Funded Secret Service as ‘New Amenity’ at Trump Tower”
• “Scottish Man with Bionic Penis Is ‘Just Too Tired for Sex’ Despite Dozens of Women’s Offers”
• “Even Smoking a Single Daily Cigarette Can Lead to Early Death, New Study Finds”
• “Massachusetts Teenager Allegedly Stabbed, Decapitated Classmate in ‘Horrific, Horrific Murder'”
• “Hate Crimes Are Reportedly Up 115 Percent in New York City Since Election Day”
• “Uber Now Tracks Your Location Even When You’re Not Using the App”
• “KKK Leader Missed His Own Trump Victory Parade After Stabbing Fellow Klansman at Planning Meeting”
• “Here Are the Most Instagrammed Places of 2016”
• “Man Motivated to ‘Self-Investigate’ #Pizzagate Conspiracy Theory Fires Assault Rifle Inside D.C. Pizza Shop”
• “At Least 36 Dead, More Still Missing After Fire Engulfs Oakland Rave (UPDATE)”
• “A Muslim Teen in Canada Undergoes Surgery After Two Men Brutally Beat Him With a Baseball Bat”
• “Only 30 Percent of Millennials Believe It’s ‘Essential’ to Live in a Democracy”
• “Man Viciously Kills, Dismembers Parents in Tennessee”
• “Reporter Literally Face-Palms When Trump Supporters Cite Facebook to Falsely Claim ‘3 Million Illegals’ Voted”
• “Suspect in Custody, 11 Hostages Saved After Bank Robbery and Standoff in Jacksonville, Florida”
• “Colorado Professor, Doctor Calls Michelle Obama ‘Monkey Face’ with ‘Poor Ebonic English,’ Keeps Job”
• “U.S. Government Will Forgive at Least $108 Billion—Far More Than Expected—in Student Loan Debt”
• “Tumblr User Agrees to Make a Necklace Out of a Fellow Tumblr User’s Amputated Toe”
• “Trump Promises to Leave Businesses to ‘Focus on Running Country’—But Conflicts of Interest Remain”
• “Bernie Sanders Explains ‘Hidden Message’ in Trump’s ‘Totally Insane’ Tweets on ‘Conan'”
• “Elaine Chao Selected as Donald Trump’s Transportation Secretary”
• “Chief of Staff Confirms Trump’s ‘Default Position’ on Climate Change is Climate Change Denial”
• “2 New SPLC Reports Find ‘Alarming Pattern of Hate Incidents’ Nationwide Since Trump Election”
• “Donald Trump Says Anyone Who Burns the Flag Should Lose Their Citizenship or Spend a Year in Jail”
• “Trump’s Chief Strategist Steve Bannon Reportedly Favored Idea of Only Property Owners Being Allowed to Vote”
• “One Finger Selfie Challenge Is the New NSFW Challenge That’s Sweeping the Internet”
• “Dictionary.com’s Word of the Year Is Xenophobia”
• “Muslim Teen Makes History by Wearing Hijab and Burkini in Miss Minnesota USA Pageant”
• “Japanese Amusement Park Apologizes for Freezing 5,000 Dead Fish Inside Skating Rink”
• “Obama Dropped a ‘Cornucopia of Dad Jokes’ While Pardoning the Last Thanksgiving Turkey of His Presidency”
• “Computer Scientists Want Clinton to Challenge Election Results in 3 States”
• “White Pundit Charles Kaiser Drops the N-Word on CNN While Misquoting Steve Bannon”
• “Donald Trump Discusses Not Prosecuting Hillary Clinton, Climate Change, and More With New York Times”
• “Racists Are Rebranding Themselves as the ‘Alt-Right’ and Twitter Is Not Having It”
• “This Viral Video Will Crash Your iPhone or iPad Within Seconds”
• “Draft of Washington Post Column Claimed Trump Once Said He Was Sexually Attracted to 13-Year-Old Daughter”
• “White College Bros Who Love Trump Think They’re the ‘New Counterculture'”
• “President-Elect Donald Trump Cancels Meeting With New York Times on Twitter, Says They’re ‘Not Nice'”
• “Surgeon Doing First Human Head Transplant to Use Virtual Reality to Help Prepare Patient”
• “Texas High School Students Disciplined for Staging Mock Assassination of Donald Trump”
• “White Nationalists Quote Nazi Propaganda, Salute Donald Trump with ‘Heil Victory’ at D.C. Conference”
• “What Color Are These Flip-Flops? The Internet Is Losing Its Mind Trying to Decide”
• “Trump Supporter Goes on Racist Rant Against Muslim Uber Driver, Calls Him ‘F*cking Terrorist’ and ‘Sand N*****'”
• “Police Use Rubber Bullets, Tear Gas, and Water Cannon on #NoDAPL Protesters in Freezing Temperatures”
• “Tennessee Jail Official Resigns After Calling the KKK More American than President Obama”
• “Mom to Son ‘Since You Voted for Donald Trump, You Can Get Your S*** and Get Out'”
• “Dude Who Makes $10,000 a Month Writing Fake News Says He Helped Trump Win the Election”
• “Trump Supporter Cites Japanese Internment Camps As ‘Precedent’ for Muslim Registry on Fox News”
• “Middle School Teacher Who Was Impregnated by 13-Year-Old Student Accepts Plea Deal”
• “Bernie Sanders Supporter in Iowa Gets Donald Trump Tattoo on Lower Back After Losing Bet”
• “Video Shows Man Wearing KKK Robes, Waving Trump Flag at a Bonfire Party in Connecticut”
• “Minnesota Cop Who Killed Philando Castile During Traffic Stop Charged With Second-Degree Manslaughter”
• “Seth Meyers Goes Off on Trump for Putting White Nationalist and Anti-Semite Steve Bannon in the White House”
• “Professor Who Predicted Trump Winning Election Is Now Predicting He Will Be Impeached”
• “16-Year-Old in Custody After Stabbing Self, 5 Others in High School Locker Room”
• “Two Presidential Electors Are Encouraging Fellow Members of the Electoral College to Reject Trump”
• “No, That ‘Leaked’ Picture of Bill Clinton Naked With a Prostitute Is Not Real”
• “Did Donald Trump Request Top Secret Security Clearance for His Kids?”
• “Video Shows Student Violently Tackle Anti-Trump Protester at Ohio State University”
• “Bernie Sanders Talks Trump, Protests, and Future of the Democratic Party on ‘The Late Show'”
• “President-Elect Donald Trump Reportedly Thought His Campaign Would Be Over by October 2015”
• “White Nationalists Thrilled at Trump’s Choice for Chief Strategist and Senior Counselor”
• “California Holocaust Scholar and High School History Teacher Put on Leave for Comparing Trump to Hitler”
• “Chili’s Apologizes for Denying Black Veteran Free Meal After White Trump Supporter Questioned His Service”
• “Watch These Veterans With PTSD Smoke Weed and Discuss the Benefits of Marijuana”
• “George Zimmerman Got Booted From a Bar for Using the N-Word”
• “Michelle Obama Talks Activism, Being a Role Model, and Leaving the White House With ‘Vogue'”
• “Photo Goes Viral After Woman Finds Hillary and Bill Clinton Hiking in New York Following Election”
• “Michelle Obama and Melania Trump Have Tea at the White House, Twitter Hilariously Memes It”
• “The KKK Will Lead a Victory Rally for Trump in North Carolina”
• “Petitions Ask Electoral College to Make Hillary Clinton President”
• “California Voters Reject Condom Requirement for Porn Stars”
• “Gay Man Reportedly Attacked by Homophobic Trump Supporters on Election Night”
• “Russia Was in Touch With Trump Campaign During Presidential Campaign”
• “1 Police Officer Killed, 1 Injured After Being Ambushed in Pennsylvania Shooting”
• “Wall Street Traders Reportedly Boo, Yell ‘Lock Her Up!’ During Hillary Clinton’s Concession Speech”
• “Russian President Vladimir Putin Sent a Telegram Congratulating President-Elect Donald Trump”
• “People Are Already Encountering Hate Speech Online and IRL Following Trump Election Victory”
• “Clinton Concedes to Trump: ‘We Owe Him an Open Mind and a Chance to Lead'”
• “Hillary Clinton Wins the Mannequin Challenge With a Push From Rae Sremmurd”
• “Republican Mayor in Georgia Posts Misinformation About Voting, Calls It a ‘Joke’ After Backlash”
• “Political Social Media Posts Can Actually Change People’s Views, New Report Says”
• “Texas Priest Places Aborted Fetus on Altar in Facebook Live Video, Urges People to Vote for Trump”
• “Early Voter Turnout Breaks Records Across the Country”
• “No, You Can’t Vote Online: Trolls From 4chan Are Spreading Misinformation to Suppress Voters”
• “Florida Teen Charged With Beating His Grandma to Death After She Hid His Beer”
• “San Diego Catholic Diocese Denounces Church Flier Claiming Voting Democrat Is ‘Mortal Sin,’ Clinton Is Satanic”
• “Trump Surrogate Rips Jay Z for His Video Featuring a Man Throwing ‘Mazel Tov Cocktails’ at Police”
• “Woman Drops Lawsuit Accusing Donald Trump of Raping Her When She Was 13 Years Old”
• “Fraternity Suspends Operations After Bus Drags Student to Death for 500 Feet at Party”
• “Texas Teacher Arrested After Punching 2nd Grader in the Face: ‘I’m Tired of You'”
• “Stephen Colbert Can’t Take Anymore of This Election, Just Like Us”
• “Anti-Clinton Sentiment Reportedly Prompted FBI Leaks: ‘The FBI Is Trumpland'”
• “Teen Says She’s About to Give Birth to Jesus, Mom Says She Isn’t Even Pregnant”
• “Prosecutors Say Police Killing of Walter Scott Was Not Justified”
• “Texas Poll Worker Attacked by Trump Sign Rigged With Razor Blades”
• “Students Pepper Sprayed While Protesting Former KKK Leader David Duke at Louisiana Senate Debate”
• “Video Shows Trump at WrestleMania With a Mob-Linked Gambler Trump Claims He Doesn’t Know”
• “Black Church in Mississippi Set on Fire, Tagged With ‘Vote Trump'”
• “Stephen Colbert Drags Trump: ‘A Head of Broccoli Would Make a Better President Than Trump'”
• “Kids Shot Up With Heroin by Parents Who Called It ‘Feel-Good Medicine'”
• “Turn Your Twitter Name Into an Updated Election Countdown”
• “2 Iowa Police Officers Shot and Killed in Separate ‘Ambush-Style’ Attacks”
• “NYPD Officer Found Guilty of Acting as ‘Right-Hand Man’ to Bronx Cocaine Dealer”
• “Florida Man in Police Custody Uses His Glass Eye as Weapon, Throws It at Doctor and Nurse”
• “Thief Breaks Into Car, Steals Kit Kat Bar, Leaves Hilarious Apology Note”
• “Woman Hit Herself, Banged Head on Steering Wheel, Wrote ‘Clown Posse’ on Her Forehead in Clown Attack Hoax”
• “Obama on ‘Full Frontal With Samantha Bee’: ‘This Is Probably the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes'”
• “Dad Passes Out Candy to Passengers on Plane So His 3-Year-Old Daughter Can Trick-or-Treat”
• “MIT Researchers Made A Nightmare Machine That Uses Artificial Intelligence to Freak Us Out”
• “Study Finds Which Cities Are Most (And Least) Likely to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse”
• “Christian Haunted House in Chicago Planned to Depict the Tragic Pulse Nightclub Shooting in Orlando”
• “Is This Video Proof the Loch Ness Monster Resides in Alaska?”
• “Beyoncé Teams Up With Daughter Blue Ivy and Mother Tina Knowles for Incredible Salt-N-Pepa Halloween Costume”
• “Trump Crashed a Charity Event in 1996 for Kids With AIDS, Danced the Macarena, And Didn’t Donate a Cent”
• “Marvel’s ‘Doctor Strange’ Debut Tops $86 Million Overseas”
• “After Leaving Strip Club, Florida Man Gets Run Over by His Own Truck Before It Crashes Into a House”
• “Trump Mistook Black Supporter for a Protester, Called Him a ‘Thug’ and Kicked Him Out of Rally”
• “Fraternity Member Accused of Assaulting 5 Women Previously Said God, Jimi Hendrix, and Satan Were His Influences”
• “Drunk College Student Crashes Into Cop Car While Sending Topless Selfies to Boyfriend”
• “Watch Green Party Presidential Candidate Jill Stein Do a Hilarious Bootleg ‘Between Two Ferns’ Interview”
• “Vandal Who Allegedly Destroyed Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Arrested”
• “Former Teacher Receives $75,000 Settlement After Showing Up Drunk for Elementary School Field Trip”
• “The World’s About to Lose 2/3 of Its Wild Life by 2020 Unless We Get It Together ASAP”
• “Trump Shouts Out White Woman Holding ‘Blacks for Trump’ Sign at Florida Rally”
• “Texas Teacher Casually Talked With Victims at a Halloween Party Shortly Before Killing Them”
• “Porn.com Bought ClownSex.com Because Apparently Clown Porn Is a Thing Now”
• “People Are Now Getting Stabbed and Pistol-Whipped for Dressing Up as Clowns”
• “Vandal Destroys Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star With Sledgehammer and an Axe”
• “Hillary Clinton Talks About Trump, Memes, Jay Z, and the Meaning of ‘Deadass’ on ‘The Breakfast Club'”
• “Dude Goes on Epic Twitter Rant About His Side Chick Breaking His Heart and It’s Absolutely Hilarious”
• “20-Year-Old Woman Auctioning Off Her Virginity After Losing Family Home in Fire”
• “New Clown Porno Aims to ‘Make Halloween Scary Again’ Because Sure, Why Not?”
• “President Obama Gets Real About the Election and Shades Donald Trump on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!'”
• “Former KKK Leader David Duke Qualifies for Senate Debate at Historically Black College”
• “Teenaged Soccer Player Wakes Up Speaking Fluent Spanish After 3 Days in a Coma”
• “Pregnant Single Mother of 3 Fatally Shot by Washington Police on Native American Reservation”
• “Jay Z Will Throw A Concert In Support of Hillary Clinton In Ohio”
• “Trump Advisers Reportedly Took Media Members to Strip Club Night Before Final Debate”
• “Residents at NYC’s Trump Place Are Fighting to Remove Donald Trump’s Name From Their Building”
• “Support For Legalizing Marijuana Is Now Higher Than Clinton and Trump”
• “Trump Says He’ll Accept the Election Results—’If I Win'”
• “Half-Headed Florida Man Busted for Arson and Attempted Murder”
• “Thousands of People Watch These Women Just Smoke Weed on Periscope”
• “Kendrick Lamar Talks Next Album, Eminem’s Influence, and More in New Interview With Rick Rubin”
• “Did Scientists Discover 234 Alien Civilizations?”
• “Days Before His Death, UFO Hunter Texted His Mother: ‘If Anything Happens to Me, Investigate'”
• “Tonight Is the Final Presidential Debate: Here’s How to Watch It”
• “Former Arkansas Judge Reportedly Gave Lighter Sentences in Exchange for Nudes and Sexual Favors”
• “Police Fatally Shoot 66-Year-Old Mentally Ill Woman Allegedly Holding a Baseball Bat”
• “Roughly Half of American Adults Are in Facial Recognition Systems Used by Police”
• “El Chapo’s Judge Was Gunned Down Outside His Home in Mexico”
• “Donald Trump Tried to Kiss a Little Girl at a Rally And She Wanted No Part of It”
• “Union Building Wall of Taco Trucks Around Trump Hotel in Las Vegas Prior to Final Presidential Debate”
• “Terrifying Viral Video Shows Dude Jumping Off 8-Story Building and Almost Missing Water”
• “Video Shows Annoyed Judge Throwing Off His Robe and Tackling a Defendant in the Courtroom”
• “A ‘State Party’ Cut Off Julian Assange’s Internet Connection, Claims WikiLeaks”
• “Trump Supporter Threatens to Assassinate Hillary Clinton: ‘If I Have to Be a Patriot, I Will'”
• “Target Stops Selling Clown Masks Because of Clown Hysteria”
• “Donald Trump’s Son-in-Law Reportedly Interested in Starting Trump TV Network After Election”
• “Rush Limbaugh Says ‘Rape Police’ Left Cares Too Much About Consent”
• “Delta Airlines Didn’t Let a Black Woman Help a Passenger Because They Didn’t Believe She Was a Doctor”
• “‘They Call Me Lil Kaine Not Lil Wayne,’ Clinton’s VP Tim Kaine Tells Charlotte Radio Hosts”
• “Black Transgender Woman Kicked Off Plane for ASAP Rocky Shirt, ‘Black Panther’ Hat”
• “DEA Gives Up on Banning Drug After Internet Backlash”
• “Porn Stars Share The Experiences They’ve Had With Crazy (And Very Creepy) Fans”
• “White Trump Supporter Arrested After Using Racist Slurs, Threatening Black Woman in NY”
• “Trump Reportedly Walked in on Naked Beauty Pageant Contestants Numerous Times”
• “Houston Restaurant Employee Fired After Blasting N.W.A.’s ‘F*ck Tha Police’ While Officers Ate BBQ”
• “Ben Carson Says It’s a Problem That CNN Anchor Hasn’t Heard Men Brag About ‘Sexual Conquests'”
• “Samsung Officially Kills Production of the Exploding Galaxy Note 7”
• “Latest Trump Tweet Turns Twitter Into a Frenzy: ‘The Shackles Have Been Taken Off Me'”
• “Trump Surrogate Tries to Smear Hillary Clinton With Beyonce’s ‘Formation’ Lyrics”
• “New Poll Gives Clinton a Double-Digit Lead Over Trump After His Sexual Assault Comments”
• “Mike Pence Avoids Defending Trump’s Comments, Confirms He Won’t Be Leaving the Campaign”
• “Police Arrest 3 Stoned, Clown Mask-Wearing, Airsoft Gun-Wielding Juveniles in New Mexico”
• “West Virginia Homeowner Busted for Drugs After Snitching on Herself With a Sign on Her Front Door”
• “This Election Is Ruining Friendships Across America”
• “The Best Tweets From the Most Tweeted Presidential Debate in History”
• “Everything We Know About Hurricane Matthew”
• “Italian Mafia Boss Busted After Years of Hiding in a Secret Room Behind His Wardrobe”
• “Teen Dresses as Thief for Culture Day at School ‘Because White People Steal Everyone Else’s Culture'”
• “The Dab Is Officially Dead: California Politician Dabbed At U.S. Senate Debate”
• “People Threaten to Burn Down Civil Rights Museum for Denying Donald Trump Private Tour”
• “Georgia Deputy Fired After Targeting Black Motorists, Exchanging Racist Facebook Posts With Another White Officer”
• “Meteorologist Apologizes After Blaming Hungry Kids Who “Eat the Trees” for Haiti’s Deforestation”
• “Texas Police Officer Urges People to ‘Pop a Cap in the First Clown You See’ to End ‘This Clown Crap'”
• “White Students Ruin High School Pep Rally in Montana With ‘White Power’ Shirts”
• “Kim Kardashian Gets Name-Dropped During Supreme Court Case”
• “Here’s How to Watch Tonight’s Vice Presidential Debate (And Some Tweets to Prepare You)”
• “Earth Is the Hottest It’s Been in 115,000 Years—And It’ll Cost Us to Fix It”
• “LAPD Releases Surveillance Video That Appears to Show Man Holding a Gun Before He Was Shot by Police”
• “Video of a Knife-Wielding Clown Chasing Joggers Through the Woods Is Probably Fake, But Who Really Cares?”
• “Julian Assange Promised “October Surprise” During WikiLeaks Stream, Then Totally Failed to Deliver”
• “Montana Man Goes Full Leo DiCaprio in ‘The Revenant,’ Survives 2 Bear Attacks in 1 Day”
• “Livestream Obama’s South By South Lawn Festival at the White House”
• “Donald Trump Says Veterans Who Take Their Own Lives Are Not ‘Strong’ and ‘Can’t Handle It'”
• “Apple Might Be Snitching to the Police With Your iMessage Info”
• “Steven Avery From ‘Making a Murderer’ Ends Engagement Because ‘She Is a Golddigger'”
• “New Leak Reveals Details About Google’s Pixel Phone”
• “New Trump Hotel in Washington D.C. Tagged With Black Lives Matter Graffiti”
• “Researchers Say This Kind of Sex Produces ‘Pleasant Altered States of Consciousness'”
• “Need Sperm? There’s an App For That”
• “Disturbing Body Cam Video of Louisiana Police Shooting 6-Year-Old Boy Released”
• “NC Gun Group Raffling AR-15 With Picture of Hillary Clinton for Target Practice”
• “1 Dead, More Than 100  Injured After New Jersey Transit Train Crashes Into Hoboken Station”
• “Australian Man’s Penis Bitten by Venomous Spider Yet Again”
• “Pepe the Frog Memes Are Anti-Semitic Hate Symbols, the Anti-Defamation League Says”
• “Texas Prisons Ban Books by Langston Hughes and James Baldwin, Allow ‘Mein Kampf’ and Other Racist Books”
• “Enjoy Earth While It Lasts: Atmospheric Carbon Levels Pass the Point of No Return”
• “Trayvon Martin’s Parents Sign Deal for Book Expected in January”
• “Police Seek Individual in Clown Mask Who Fatally Stabbed Teen, Injured 2 Others in Pennsylvania”
• “Even Neo-Nazis Admit Donald Trump Got Wrecked by Hillary Clinton Last Night”
• “Georgia Teacher Arrested for Allegedly Having Sex With 2 of Her Students”
• “Here Are All of the Best Tweets From the First Presidential Debate”
• “DJ Envy Is Catching Hell for Defending Unconstitutional Stop and Frisk Policing”
• “Donald Trump Claims He Had ‘No Sniffles’ During Debate”
• “Forget Self-Driving Cars: Uber Wants to Fly You Around in a Self-Driving Drone Taxi”
• “The Best Tweets to Prepare Yourself for Tonight’s Presidential Debate”
• “Dallas Woman Naked and High on Crack Arrested After Masturbating, Spitting on Cops”
• “Tonight’s Presidential Debate Expected to Be Most-Watched in TV History: Here’s How to Watch”
• “9 People Injured, Gunman Killed During Shooting at Houston Strip Mall (UPDATE)”
• “Did Hillary Clinton’s Tech Dude Ask Reddit for Email Advice?”
• “Father of NYC Bomber Told Police His Son Was a Terrorist in 2014”
• “Fried Chicken Joint Owned by NYC Bomber’s Family Is Getting Destroyed on Yelp”
• “Texas Man Dismembered and Burned Body of College Student Days After Being Released From Jail”
• “Multiple Schools in Alabama Reportedly on Lockdown After Clown Threats”
• “George H.W. Bush Is Reportedly Going to Vote for Hillary Clinton”
• “Government Mistakenly Granted Citizenship to More Than 800 Immigrants”
• “Can the New iPhone 7 Take a Molotov Cocktail to the Face?”
• “Brace Yourself: Longer Tweets Should Be Coming to Twitter Today”
• “Trump Brags About NYC Bombing: ‘I Called It'”
• “Dallas Man Busts Himself for Drugs on Facebook Live”
• “Police Identify Suspect in Connection With NYC Bombing”
• “Republican Congressman Says Kaepernick’s Activism is ‘Sympathetic to ISIS'”
• “All About the… Irwins? A Petition Aims to ‘Put Steve Irwin on the Australian Currency'”
• “Kansas State Student Uses N-Word and Blackface on Snapchat, Gets Wrecked on Twitter”
• “13-Year-Old Tyree King Shot and Killed by Ohio Police After He Allegedly Pulled Out BB Gun”
• “Jay Z Calls the War on Drugs an ‘Epic Fail’ While Narrating Short Animated Film”
• “Uber Offering Select Rides in Self-Driving Cars in Pittsburgh”
• “Canadian Doctors Can Now Legally Prescribe Heroin to Treat Severe Addicts”
• “There Will Be Blood: Kentucky Governor Says Bloodshed Possibly Needed to Stop the ‘Degradation of Society'”
• “Muslim Marine Forced Into Industrial Clothes Dryer by Drill Instructor, Culture of Abuse Exposed at Training Base”
• “White West Virginia Cop Fired for Not Shooting Suicidal Black Man”
• “Whistleblower Edward Snowden Asks Obama to Pardon Him Before Leaving Office”
• “Trump Supporter Hits Protesters Being Escorted Out of North Carolina Rally, Is Not Ejected”
• “Maine Man Sparks Outrage by Putting Up ‘Black Rifles Matter’ Sign”
• “The Justice Department Failed to Account for Nearly Half of Deaths by Police”
• “British Bachelor Party Bros Brought a Sex Doll to The 9/11 Memorial, Get Asked To GTFO”
• “Enrollment at Historically Black Colleges Has Soared in the Past 2 Years”
• “Arsonist Burns Florida Mosque Where Orlando Shooter Used to Pray”
• “Watch a Heckler Scream at Colin Powell During a Live Interview on ‘CBS This Morning'”
• “Female Shooter Shoots Girl, Turns Gun on Self at Texas High School”
• “Want to Charge Your iPhone 7 While Listening to Music? It’ll Cost You $49”
• “Kim Jong-un Has Banned Sarcasm in North Korea to Protect Himself From Insults”
• “Bentley Announced Its Fastest Sedan Ever”
• “The Merriam-Webster Dictionary Claps Back at a Twitter User for Unwelcome Criticism”
• “The iPhone 7’s Dead Headphone Jack and AirPods Are Being Dragged All Over Twitter”
• “Historically Conservative ‘Dallas Morning News’ Endorses First Democrat in Over 75 Years”
• “Amazon, Apple Leak iPhone 7 Details Before Keynote Event”
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